But knowing my luck, you’re probably loaded with gluten or something… So I spared you.
Last night, I crept to your window and contemplated mauling you. My sense of smell is a billion times stronger. Because so far, the alternative is a bloody long list. I think you’ll save time if you just ask who’s NOT afraid of the big bad wolf. Never know when opportunity’s gonna knock. ALL THE BETTER TO EAT YOU WITH! Oh, whoops, sorry. It reminds me there are no good boys in this world. I’ve been petting my fur backwards, on purpose. There’s a lot more screaming and people running away in my day to day life now. If you see that bear again, just ask her what she did with all the puppies her last lover bought her. Well, at least being turned into a wolf isn’t the worst part of all this anymore. Does that mean I’m stuck with you for now? But if you want to waste your time bothering me, I guess I can’t stop you. That skeleton had it coming, and I’ve already buried it. Also – wet wolves smell a lot like wet dogs. Here’s a tip: swan boats aren’t made for wolves. 
It was the waiter that kept asking me why I wasn’t, “Hungry like the Wolf”. And just in case you feel like getting cute and adding “wagon” to that at some point, I would like to remind you my jaws can crush a moose’s femur in six or seven bites. We really gotta fix this before I go all Animal Planet on those guys. I keep looking at the elderly yoga classes in the park. This quest to change me back better not involve the power of friendship, or the power being in me all along, or any of that crap.
Now I get to wear a fur coat everywhere I go.
I wouldn’t get any closer if I were you. “Why are you looking at me like that? With that weird gleam in your eye? Don’t tell me you’re going to KEEP bothering me? FML.”. That bear and I just had some… Unfinished business.” After a ferocious battle, the wolf drives the bear away and looks at you with intense brooding eyes. 
Before she can land a super sick burn, a wolf suddenly intervenes!. One day, while out in the forest practicing your Survival Training, you’re attacked out of nowhere by a sharply dressed bear!. Volks appears to be fairly broody and angsty when you first meet him, but he gradually becomes more affectionate in subtle ways.
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